Way Out West in Kansas

There’s a place where the birds sing bass (base)
Rabbits laugh in a bulldog’s face
Trains don’t stop at my home town
’Cause woodpeckers knocked the depot down

There the girls grow tall and slim,
The boys grow whiskers on their chin,
Their ears grow out and their toes turn in,
Out in that Western town

Folks don’t stay out very late
Way out West in Kansas,
They take the sidewalks in at eight
Way out West in Kansas

It’s some town, by heck, I’ll swear,
You can stand in the old town square
And knock on ev..er...y front door
Way out West in Kansas